Saturday, February 23, 2013

North Korea, at it again......

ACK!

Seems the North Korean's are at it again. It could be worse but I doubt it. NO, I am not talking about the recent underground nuclear test or the breaking of UN sanctions against such test.  I'm CONVINCED 1 ply toilet paper MUST be the only export from the country of North Korea.  I'm concerned that the U.S. Government's use of 1 ply toilet paper must be from some super secret deal between China, the USA and North Korea to ensure the continued purchase of our $16 Trillion in debt by China. I'm sure in 25 years after all the documents are declassified, The Washington Post or some other esteemed news source will reveal the text of the 1 ply contract and the agreement which made it so.

This face has see nothing but 1 ply.....but the Horse gets 2 ply, its in his contract!  
A Satellite view of a North Koren 1 ply/Sandpaper plant. 
North Korean 1 ply labor camps can also produce usable Sandpaper with a slight change to a softer paper backing  but The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (the proper name for the country) finds it can make more hard currency by producing tons of 1 ply product. 

I'm sure there are other items of great distress that the North Korean must have a hand in producing, such as, Chia Pets, the pocket fisherman, the Showtime Rotisserie, the Ginsu Knife's, Spray on Hair,Ceramic Knife's, deer scents and Oxiclean (come to think of it, Billy Mayes and Kim Jong-Il do resemble each other and both are now passed on to the next life. Coincidence? I think not! )

Speaking of Chia Pets, I would bet money that SOMEONE in the North Korean Government has a Chia Pet of Kim Jong-Il and Kim Il-Sung on their desk. Things that make you go HMMMMMM.

I would also believe that somehow, North Korea has something to do with the number of hot dog buns being different from the number of hot dogs in a package so you are forced to buy more buns than wieners or more wieners than buns!

J.