Seems the North Korean's are at it again. It could be worse but I doubt it. NO, I am not talking about the recent underground nuclear test or the breaking of UN sanctions against such test. I'm CONVINCED 1 ply toilet paper MUST be the only export from the country of North Korea. I'm concerned that the U.S. Government's use of 1 ply toilet paper must be from some super secret deal between China, the USA and North Korea to ensure the continued purchase of our $16 Trillion in debt by China. I'm sure in 25 years after all the documents are declassified, The Washington Post or some other esteemed news source will reveal the text of the 1 ply contract and the agreement which made it so.
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| This face has see nothing but 1 ply.....but the Horse gets 2 ply, its in his contract! |
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| A Satellite view of a North Koren 1 ply/Sandpaper plant. |
I'm sure there are other items of great distress that the North Korean must have a hand in producing, such as, Chia Pets, the pocket fisherman, the Showtime Rotisserie, the Ginsu Knife's, Spray on Hair,Ceramic Knife's, deer scents and Oxiclean (come to think of it, Billy Mayes and Kim Jong-Il do resemble each other and both are now passed on to the next life. Coincidence? I think not! )
Speaking of Chia Pets, I would bet money that SOMEONE in the North Korean Government has a Chia Pet of Kim Jong-Il and Kim Il-Sung on their desk. Things that make you go HMMMMMM.
I would also believe that somehow, North Korea has something to do with the number of hot dog buns being different from the number of hot dogs in a package so you are forced to buy more buns than wieners or more wieners than buns!
J.
ACK ACK ACK!!! A great one! Someone HAD to be responsible for all those stoooopid things, and North Korea is the obvious culprit. Who else would have such a bad bun to wiener ratio???
ReplyDeleteLove ya,
Randi
ROFLOL. Love the part about the hot dogs/buns discrepancy. LOL. You are so TWISTED.
ReplyDeleteVarda,
ReplyDeleteI just have a slight bend.....to the right. When I was writing this, asking Randi how to spell things and reading this to her, she ask me "Is this real?" and I had to admit the whole thing was a product of my pea brain.... :-)
Good posting but you missed a big threat/export conspiracy. Do you remember the bird flu from a couple of years back? Do you remember how many tons of sandpaper we used on our noses in the guise of "facial tissue" It wouldn't surprise me if the latest rash of flu/colds weren't contrived by certain Asian countries in order to torture the West with their facial tissue labeled sandpaper.
ReplyDeleteRobert,
ReplyDelete*GASP* you have a point....