Saturday, February 23, 2013

North Korea, at it again......

ACK!

Seems the North Korean's are at it again. It could be worse but I doubt it. NO, I am not talking about the recent underground nuclear test or the breaking of UN sanctions against such test.  I'm CONVINCED 1 ply toilet paper MUST be the only export from the country of North Korea.  I'm concerned that the U.S. Government's use of 1 ply toilet paper must be from some super secret deal between China, the USA and North Korea to ensure the continued purchase of our $16 Trillion in debt by China. I'm sure in 25 years after all the documents are declassified, The Washington Post or some other esteemed news source will reveal the text of the 1 ply contract and the agreement which made it so.

This face has see nothing but 1 ply.....but the Horse gets 2 ply, its in his contract!  
A Satellite view of a North Koren 1 ply/Sandpaper plant. 
North Korean 1 ply labor camps can also produce usable Sandpaper with a slight change to a softer paper backing  but The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (the proper name for the country) finds it can make more hard currency by producing tons of 1 ply product. 

I'm sure there are other items of great distress that the North Korean must have a hand in producing, such as, Chia Pets, the pocket fisherman, the Showtime Rotisserie, the Ginsu Knife's, Spray on Hair,Ceramic Knife's, deer scents and Oxiclean (come to think of it, Billy Mayes and Kim Jong-Il do resemble each other and both are now passed on to the next life. Coincidence? I think not! )

Speaking of Chia Pets, I would bet money that SOMEONE in the North Korean Government has a Chia Pet of Kim Jong-Il and Kim Il-Sung on their desk. Things that make you go HMMMMMM.

I would also believe that somehow, North Korea has something to do with the number of hot dog buns being different from the number of hot dogs in a package so you are forced to buy more buns than wieners or more wieners than buns!

J. 





Saturday, January 26, 2013

Effort

Effort. Websters Dictionary defines effort as:

1: conscious exertion of power : hard work 
2: a serious attempt : try 
3: something produced by exertion or trying 
4: effective force as distinguished from the possible resistance called into action by such a force
5: the total work done to achieve a particular end  
Right now, I think definition #3 fits my needs right now.  #3: Something Produced by exertion or trying.
I am a member of a Kawasaki Motorcycle forum for Kawasaki ZL motorcycles, ZL-OA. I have been a member there since 2009.  That website and the members of that website have saved my backsides more than once while I was rebuilding my 1986 Kawasaki ZL600. 
6/2009, before the restoration.

04/2012, after the restoration
 ZL-OA was started on 5/25/2006 from the ashes of a previous Kawasaki ZL Website , called KERA. ZL-OA was started by the effort of Mark J. Terranova.  Mark was an electrician who had a love for computers and Kawasaki ZL Motorcycles.   ZL-OA has 2,497 members from all over the world.  All of those people either own or have owned or are interested in Kawasaki ZL Motorcycles. 
Due to the effort of one Mark J. Terranova, I know people I would have never met and shared the dream of continuing the memory of motorcycles we all treasure.  If Mark were here he would downplay his efforts because that was the kind of guy he was.  He was quick to help a person who was having trouble with his motorcycle either in person or on the phone.  I never met Mark in person but I did speak to him on the phone twice that I remember.  He sold me parts as I was putting my ZL600 right, he listened to my crazy ideas and never once told me I was nuts
Mark J. Terranova (ZLMark) Riding the motorcycle he loved.
 Mark wasn't just that way with me, he was that way with everyone.  A real down to earth guy with a good head on his shoulders
Right after our move from Sumter county in 2010, I spoke to Mark on the phone. He told me he had been diagnosed with cancer.  I remember feeling like "and you think you have problems" (I really did have problems at the time, and I just started a new job and Randi had just lost a job and moving was NO picnic either) ....My problems were very tiny when compared with cancer.....
As the months passed, Mark kept the forum member updated as to his progress, both good and bad.   It wasn't easy to read about but we all hoped our friend and brother would beat this thing and he would live a good long life and be riding Kawasaki ZL's into his old age.  
Sad to say, it wasn't to be.  On 1/23/2013 at 6:47pm, one of the forum members posted "It is with deepest sorrow and sadness that I have to post this specific piece of information. The time has come that ZlMark has been called upon to pursue his adventures and dreams in another place."  
I was crushed as I read this....just crushed.  
The icon ZLMark used at ZL-OA
 2496 people in this world will continue on and most likely we will all continue riding, fixing and treasuring our Kawasaki ZL Motorcycles, while thinking of our friend and brother and cult leader, Mark J. Terranova, ZLMark because he decided to put forth the effort to make ZL-OA happen.
Thank You Mark, you have made a difference.
 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The way of the Ninja


ACK! Its been a great year.  Not a perfect year but a great year.
In June or July I drove my Dodge Dakota truck to a small town in the next county to buy a 1987 ZX600 Kawasaki Ninja. It didn't have a title but it had a good engine.  The Kawasaki ZL600 I already have (and rebuilt last winter) uses the same engine as the ZX600.  For $400 I drove home with this:


1 1987 Kawasaki ZX600 Ninja in very bad shape

It wasn't pretty. The gas tank was SO bad, it went right in the trash when I got home.  I spent a few weeks trying to ensure that the engine I had purchased would do what I wanted it to do....however, I noticed, a silver frame that would take powder coating VERY well...Hmmmmm there might be more to this than meets the eye.  Could I do it again? Could I rebuild something in SUCH bad shape?  First things first. I tried to find a title for the frame I had. The best I found out was that the bike was a California specification and the last time it was titled was in Pennsylvania.   The previous owner told me when he went back to get the title from the people he purchased it from, they guy tried to stick him for more money....and I couldn't blame him for not paying another dime.  Well THAT was a dead end......  I then wrote a guy I purchased a few parts from who lived in Myrtle Beach.  I first ask him if he had a frame with a title for a ZL600....(I knew he had a ZL600 frame with out a working engine) He told me he had a frame for a zl600 but no title....well DARN, he then told me he had a 1986 ZX600 frame with a clear title.  As first I turned him down flat.  Riding a ZL600 is like riding a Tennessee walking horse. A very smooth ride for a 30 year old motorcycle.   After thinking about it I decided a ZX600 might not be a bad idea, and here's why:
1. I already had the factory repair manual as you need a ZX600 manual to work on a ZL600 because they have so many parts in common
2. I had a good understanding of how the parts fit together because I had rebuilt my ZL600 the previous winter and the ZX600 uses the same parts just mounted differently on the frame.
3. The zx600 was made from 1985 until 1997 and parts are SO much more available as it was such a popular bike.
The bad part of it all:
1. I had never seen a ZX600 with all its parts and in running condition. There just aren't dozens of 1986 motorcycles still in running condition.
2. A ZL600 has a drive shaft, the ZX600 uses a chain. I'm not crazy about a motorcycle with a chain.  It takes a "certain" touch to ride a chain driven motorcycle smoothly and I seem not to be blessed with that "certain" touch....

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound.  I drove to Myrtle Beach and picked up the 1986 ZX600 frame. I picked the coldest weekend of the year to drive to Myrtle Beach. It was just plain NASTY, rainy and overcast.        When I got to the guy's farm, we talked and the frame I was purchasing had parts that I was missing so THIS was a good thing.  The money changed hands and we loaded it in the back of my truck.

There were 5 or 6 outdoor cats at this guy's farm and while loading the frame in my truck I stepped right in one of the "kitty gifts" some cat left in the yard. Oh joy! The smell we had to  live with all the way back from Myrtle Beach with the heat on was "icky"


a 1986 ZX600 Kawasaki Ninja frame with a title

Well, it wasn't winning any beauty contest but it did have a title.....
When you look up the parts manual of ZX600 on the Kawasaki.com, the three years from 85, 86, & 87 are always together.  The engine and running gear from 88, 89, through 97 was very similar and shared lots of common parts with the 86....I ASSUMED this would be simple...strip the 87 of parts, repair the frame and bearings on the 86 and then put it all back together, purchase what was missing or broken. Simple, right?.....WRONG.

The 86 and 87 Ninja are VERY close but there are certain parts that are a TINY bit different and I seemed to find out those differences at the worst moment.
I also forgot that the 87 I had once lived in a rainy part of the country and rust was on everything (and I do mean everything!)
For as much as the 87 was about 80% there, the rust made it harder to disassemble that motorcycle....trust me on this...broken parts suck.

The rust caused me to break off a exhaust/head stud  and I had to figure out how to fix that...TADA! J.B. Weld and a new stud to the rescue...(I have since learned there are "left handed" (no, that doesn't mean they smoke pot) drill bits and using a left handed drill bill will back the broken stud out 98% of the time!  The rust in that engine caused me cut the upper coolant pipe because I couldn't remove it because the part in the engine was rusted just enough to prevent them being pulled out of the engine.  Once I cut the part, I pulled and twisted and the rusty parts came right out.  Ebay supplied the new part, a coat of paint and a few sealing o-rings later, the parts were back on the engine looking good as new.

I was ask what goes through my mind while working on a motorcycle...and the true answer to that question is a bit boring.  Sometimes putting a motorcycle together is a bit like a jig saw puzzle. Parts have to go back on in a certain order or they don't fit together correctly.  I usually have two or three things on my mental agenda so when I get to a place I have to stop on one sub assembly because of lack of parts, a problem removing a part or whatever the problem, I can grab another sub assembly and continue to make progress.  If I'm not thinking of how to put something back together I'm looking for tools, for I will admit I have the organizational capabilities of a GNAT.  My organization gene got left out when I came along.  I sometimes wish I was better put together on the organizational front.......as Popeye says "I yam what I yam" and I yam unorganized in a big way! Or as Hannah Horne (news anchor for WIS TV) would say "I'm a hot mess".

For as much as I felt familiar with rebuilding a motorcycle and the parts as they went back together, I've also had challenges I didn't have the last time around.
The horn on the ZL600 is on the bottom triple tree right under the headlight....easy as cake, er pie. The ZX600 has two horns and they are frame mounted behind the exhaust header, radiator and the oil cooler...I can't seem to fit my hands in there to put the wires back on the horns. I haven't figured out how to get that task done yet but I haven't given up yet either.

Other than the brakes and chain, from a mechanical standpoint my zx600 is darn near together.  I would like to hear it RUN before I continue on.  After this, the big repairs are to the body, lights and paint.  I've never painted a darn thing in my life...(yes, I have painted a house before but I can't say I'm good at it) I must decide on a paint and body shop to paint the plastic body parts and the tank.



The paint style I'm going with.

no red seat for me....


Right now, I have that motorcycle farther together than it was when I purchased it.  I'm in uncharted territory and I'm having to dig in the factory parts and repair manuals to figure out just how to move along going forward.

Wish me luck!
J.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Past post on this blog record the motorcycle I've rebuilt (a 1986 Kawasaki ZL600) and I'm in the middle of rebuilding a 1986 Kawasaki ZX600 that I haven't posted about yet.  I made a promise that after this motorcycle, I wouldn't have a string of old motorcycles flowing in and out of my garage and I plan to keep that promise....However, I have thought about "what next".  My what next radar has thought about getting a 1980's vintage of Mercedes Benz or BMW (The BMW mid 1980's sports wagon is a BEAUTIFUL car).  It is the only way I will ever have a upper level car because I can't afford one new off the car lot......

Flash back a few weeks, Randi was in Minnesota and I was home alone with the four footed kids for two weeks.  The second night Randi was gone I looked on Craigslist.com for cars in the local area. I searched the term "Mercedes Benz" and up popped a 1994 MB E320 Wagon for $900.  I damn near died. In a five minute time span I had found a car I could afford and I have a love affair with true station wagons of all types.  SUV's are nice but a station wagon has the drive of a car with the carrying capacity of a truck.  Who could ask for more!!! 

I KNEW There was NO WAY I could buy that car.  I have a motorcycle in a million pieces right now.  It wouldn't do to have two projects going at the same time.  One thing at a time is a hard fast rule for me and at this point I had to stick to that. It was a sad moment for me. *takes my hat off in a moment of silence*

I've ask Randi what kind of car she would like to rebuild...I would love to get her involved with my rebuilding work. I think she would take more photos than I do and would keep much better records than I do....to say I'm an unorganized mess would be an understatement......

Maybe one day, I'll find that Mercedes Benz....

J.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Home....

One day, a few days ago while on facebook, I saw the above drawing. 
It made me think of days when I used to be away from home for weeks at a time.  No matter where I was in the world, the place I put my butt at night was "home" even if for a temporary time.....12 man tent, hotel room, Tab V utility room, ...all of which have been my "home" at one time or another over the years.

In all my years in the military, I never wanted for a place to lay my head...I might of had to work very hard before I could go lay my head in the place they told me was mine for a few days...

Sumter House
As best as I remember it, my first wife, Christopher and I moved into the house in Sumter 13 April 1988. The day the house closed, we went and pulled the for sale sign down out of the front yard.  Randi and I move out of the house 19 April 2010....  and the house sold 25 Sept 2012 to a very nice couple who I hope have many happy years in that house...and he can have every inch of that yard...I won't miss mowing that 1 acre yard at all!  Out of the 22 odd years I lived in that house, I spent about 2 years overseas, laying my head in some other bed, leaving my family behind to deal with life by themselves.  Those things always made me sad.

I can't tell you how many cars I worked on under the carport of that house...clutches, engines...at one point in time, I worked on it all in that carport.   I once had a 65 Corvair that needed the fuel tank work. The gauge didn't work and I had no idea how much gas was in that tank.....Never one to do things 'halfassed" I jumped right in and on the jack stands it went.  When I pulled the gas filler tube off that tank, what I didn't know (because of the gauge not working) it had almost a half a tank of gas in it....the carport was awash in gas just that quick when I removed that filler tube..and there was no putting it back on...it would stop pouring gas when the tank was empty....I finally got the car fixed or traded or something....but that summer, there was a small flower bed beside the carport with landscaping timbers around it....the prettiest little cherry tomato plant shot up and had the reddest cherry tomato on it you have ever seen...but I bet if you had cut it in half and lit it, that tomato would have burned like crazy...

Well, the deed is done and for as much as I like our NEW house...(its beautiful and I LOVE the garage) It was a little bit hard to sign the papers yesterday to close the deal on the house in Sumter....but I could never move back to Sumter, I LOVE the entertainment and things there are to do in Columbia a 1000 times over. It is a fun town and we live in a quiet subdivision with a very tiny yard, I love my work and it has turned out to be a good move for Randi and I. 

You move, you grow and time marches on.....

J.


Saturday, August 25, 2012

Who thought this would be a good idea? UPDATE 8/25/2012


Who thought this would be a good idea? 8/4/2012

http://www.nbc.com/stars-earn-stripes/

ACK! The above link is to the new NBC show, Stars Earn Stripes.  This show takes entertainment stars and makes them train in situations simulating military war situations.
 21 days ago, I wrote a previous Daily ACK concerning the NBC show "Stars Earn Strips".  I feel it is time to update the happenings about this show since then.  On 4 Aug, after I wrote that ACK, my wife and I sat down with our computers, logged into Facebook and both of us made a "Boycott" event (non event?) against SES, however, she typed faster than I did and posted hers first, each of us didn't know what the other was attempting to do while we were doing it until she was finished and looked at the screen on my laptop..."Oh," she said "I didn't know  you were making an event against SES,...I did too and I just published it"...I stopped what I was doing and she made me a host along side of her on her "Boycott" event and AWAY we went...

In 21 days, the Boycott event has 772 people involved right at this moment.  I also published the same ACK on my facebook page and a good friend wrote a comment on it stating: 

Way to piss me off for the rest of the day Johnny! I just spent the last 1/2hr flaming their F.B. page. Screw NBC until they get this crap off the air. Maybe they should kill siblings and other family members and tell the stars they can't go home for the funeral. Or they could make them stay for battle while their children are born...Damnit Johnny should have kept this one to yourself!
The  person who wrote that is a recent Navy vet who worked on F14's.   I then went on to post back to him that I couldn't keep it to myself. I couldn't grasp how ANYONE thought this show was a good idea. If you go to the SES facebook page, seems they have some people who like the show and seem to think if you haven't served/deployed you shouldn't have an opinion about the show.  They also seem to think if you haven't watched the show, how can you have an opinion against the show.  Someone, rightly, pointed out that he could have an opinion about cancer without having had cancer before.... I watched their ads tout SES as "Real bullets, real explosions and real danger".  It is none of those things because NBC's insurance wouldn't let them put the "stars" in harm's way, EVER!  I served and I deployed on 3 different occasions so according to their way of thinking, I get to air my opinion....  My wife, Randi, however, has been called nuts, crazy, a troll, moron (a huge moron), a hater and has been told "You are only a dependent, you don't deserve the time of day" from the Navy Corpsman who was made a comment directed to her. I'm glad to say we all have freedom of speech according to the U.S. Constitution and ANYONE can comment about this crazy show.

I have no idea how an active duty Corpsman can say that dependents don't "deserve the time of day".  He serves this country and this country, the U.S.A. is made up of the people in it and that includes dependents.  Without "We The People" this country is NOTHING.  It would seem that Corpsman has forgotten just why it is important to serve the United States of America. I feel very sorry for him.  I also feel sorry for Retired General Wesley Clark, co-host of SES and Vietnam War veteran.  He seems to have forgotten the horrors of war and the personal sacrifice it takes to go halfway around the world, lose your innocence seeing things you never thought you would see or be involved in.

It would seem that SES has lost one third of their viewership over a two show span, according to http://tvline.com/2012/08/21/ratings-grimm-stars-earn-stripes/  and The Washington Post Blog also seems to point to a downturn in the show.  The lone single comment on The Washington Post Blog states: 
It's not a glorification of war that's the issue, it's the whitewashing of the horrors of war. Gent's, you need to consider that the audience is a bit smarter them you give them credit for, and also take a hard look at NBC's own copy, the latest pic on their FB page talks about how 'real' the next episode is. Please, COPS has been on the air for years, telling the stories of the officers they followed. They didn't have to gin it up with fake shootouts or staged crimes, and I don't think FOX was ever accused of exploiting law enforcement. For a lot of people, the means does not justify the end. This whitewash of the horrors of war, the the trivialization of the training and dedication displayed by our service members are the reasons a third of the audience fled. “A lot of people who are criticizing this show a) have never served b) don’t know what it’s like to really sacrifice for their country, don’t know what it’s like to be shot or have friends die in their arms,” said Brent Gleeson. Problem is, in watching SES they still won't know what it is to have to deal with the agony Mr. Gleeson describes.

Nail....meet HAMMER.

The thing that gets me is this: Some one inside NBC is shaking their head because they didn't see the backlash they have gotten for this ill conceived show and is probably shocked at the reaction of the T.V. watching public.  This tells me that big time media is WAY out of touch with the viewing public's thoughts

I watch very little T.V. from the big 4 networks,  I have never liked "reality" shows because sitting there with a camera crew or two is the very thing that makes it UNreal.  It is human nature to act different while on camera and the camera being there is the very thing that makes it a staged "reality".....

I am very hopeful that "Stars Earn Strips" is off the airwaves, sooner rather than later.....

Thanks
J.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Who thought this would be a good idea? 8/4/2012

http://www.nbc.com/stars-earn-stripes/

ACK! The above link is to the new NBC show, Stars Earn Stripes.  This show takes entertainment stars and makes them train in situations simulating military war situations.

I'm a quiet person and most people outside of my wife have no idea how I feel about most things but let me leave no doubt about this.....THIS SHOW IS DEGRADING TO ALL WHO SERVE AND HAVE SERVED IN THE MILITARY!!!!!!!!
If you didn't catch it the first time.....THIS SHOW IS DEGRADING TO ALL WHO SERVE AND HAVE SERVED IN THE MILITARY!!!!!!!!

Anyone can shoot a weapon if trained enough and anyone can don a uniform for a few hours but when you wear that uniform 24 hours a day, 7 days a week it changes things.

The people in Stars earn Stripes won't miss holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, children taking their first steps, helping with homework, holding your spouse to share their support when you have just been told that you are leaving tomorrow for a damn long time to someplace unknown to you to face unknown problems against an unknown foe. They won't live in a tent with 11 other people in burning heat that you can't get away from. You will work with those guys and when you come "home" to the tent at night, you will be with the same people.They won't go on an aircraft carrier that won't see land for months at a time....they won't go to their rack, still hearing the aircraft take off one after another for hours on end while trying to sleep. They won't have problems making ends meet at home and have to go on foodstamps to put enough food on the table.  They won't know the pain in a lonely heart that is sitting half a world away from the people that truly need them.  They won't listen to a tape of your love ones and cry tears of joy at hearing the sound of your children talking to you.  They won't know the anguish of trying to stay sane on a daily basis while trying deal with being away from home against your will.....

For all that they might be able to simulate, they can't simulate all of that, EVER! Anyone who has served in the Military has done all of this and more...so much more....

J.

1997

12 Dec 1984, Waiting to get on the aircraft to Fairbanks AK

My Son, Christopher and My Daughter-in-law, Lindsey, in Italy while they were stationed there